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As u all saw in TEACHER JORGE'S BLOG "THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF TEACHER JORGE in 20 ways to be a fuck buddy.. we all learned how to have a fuck buddy and be a peaceful satisfying partner for the other, as to how to deal with the various situations which may arise. Now, what teacher Jorge here didnt mention is what happens after that relationship ends.. how by that matter how to end it.. or the dark sides of having one and how to handle when it goes wrong. It's not all fuck and fun!!! (right Jorge).. There are consecuences u know!!.. n most definite some psychoes around!!

First all before I begin.. let it be known that all this of "fuck buddy" issue in the end it doesnt turn out too pretty.. most the time someone gets attached.. and one of the two ends up getting hurt.. so you have to learn how to be delicate.. honest but gentle.. and straightfoward and harsh.. cause with lies.. all u tend todo is hurt people.


1. Call it off.. (post it.. phone call.. just plain simple talk) but call it off.. don't just leave people hanging.. that's not to nice and that most certainly tends to hurt people..

2. "Sharing is caring" - remember that u are not in a real relationship.. so u can have more than one.. now if u do, be thoughtful about the other and tell the one ur are already with.. I mean u are not fucking by urslef u know.. so it's good to inform.. but that is only if u are asked and are caught.. if not then be shady.. its all good.. (but if ever caught TALK and be honest.. Lies only tend to hurt people).. and remember that the one u are already with has been with u, so most likely he/she will notice.. -n if they have a fit when u tell them so, then there are more fuck buddies around, so don't worry (but don't be careless either).

3. Never ever hook with more than one member of the same circle of friends.. Big NO NO.. it only causes u problems and stress.. and this is suppose to be a relaxing and fun relationship..

4. Don't make any pacts (ex. "the no sleeping with no one else" pact).. this is suppose to be a careless relationship.. by making pacts like this u will only cause urself bigger problems if u end up getting booty elsewhere and the other finds out, u will most likely be in deep deep shit.. ERROR #322 DON'T EVER DO THAT.

5. When getting emotionally involved.. just let go. Most the time these type of relationships don't pass anymore that what they already are "fuck buddies".. very rare they might end up as something else.. but if even they do... it's more a don't than a do. Remember its a no strings attached relationship, but if u do encounter urself having emotions.. talk about it.. -u got nothing to loose in the first place..

6. Just because when u make the booti calls, and they say no to u once or maybe twice.. doesn't mean that they want to end it.. I mean.. yea its one of the various ways to end it.. by just saying no.. and little by little letting go.. but it could also mean that maybe.. just MAYBE! that person is busy.. or has a lot on their minds.. or just plainly can't.. SO dont go all psycho on them.. thinking stuff.. unless u see that like after a while they stop calling.. or keep on saying no.. then my freind.. u have just been dumped.. sorry men.. shit happens..

7.When taking the fuck buddy relationship as to "being freinds".. remember that there could be feelings involved.. from when u were officially "just fucking".. So if u got another fuck buddy on the loose.. notice ur new "friend" about it.. Now if the other makes a fuss.. well.. that's bad on their behalf.. I mean it wasnt anything official, but be understanding and comprehend that if that other fusses (and it will most likely be the woman) remember that we tend to work with emotions and we are very POSSESIVE above anything else, so they most likely will get jealous.. If it happens.. just talk it out.. now if after talking it still occurs.. then I suggest.. the "take it or leave it" act..

8. If ur fuck buddy relationship is all of a sudden out in the opened.. u have two choices.. or u bann it or u just act like u don't care.. Most likely if u are caught and dont want to be u will mostly likely deny and bann the whole thing.. but whatever the choice you make, remember that u are not the only one in this relationship.. u are not fucking by urself so consult the other before u say.. or do anything.. cause I don't think u want a hurt or pissed off "buddy" around..

9. About the "no strings" attached issue.. remember that this is a figure of speech.. most likely if its all how it should be, it will all be fuck and fun.. but on the contriary, communication is a number one plus on these type of things.. Be clear, honest, and very straight foward.. and u will see.. how freely things will flow..

10. If u have a gf/bf and u are using a "fuck buddy" as a sidekick, always inform the "buddy" about this.. ALWAYS.. cause if not then u will be in very VERY DEEP SHIT when the "buddy" finds out, and most likely cost u the relationship u really care about. (and dont worry most likey if they really do want to fuck u, they wont really care whether u have a bf/gf in the first place -not that I personally agreet to that =/).

By being a fuck buddy u may encounter urself with various situations which u might turn urself into twists of eights or tens and not know what todo.. or it can be the most easygoing type of relationship ever.. it can all vary.. I mean we are humans.. and are all full of emotions.. so anything possible..

But above all people.. remember this above all "Sharing is Caring".. and "the more the merrier".. type of relaltionship, so just relax and just have fun.. And no being GREEDY now.. that's a sin u know..

*NOTE****** JORGE AND ME BOTH AGREED THAT AFTER POSTING THIS FB'S LEAD TO NOWHERE (PERSONAL REASONS).. (NO WE DID NOT ENCOUNTER OURSELVES IN SUCH RELATIONSHIP WITH EACH OTHER, AT LEAST NOT IN PERSON [AHH YES.. GOOD DREAMS.. SWEET DREAMS..] LOL).. SO IF U DO DECIDE TO TAKE THE ROAD TO HORNINESS AND GET A FB.. U ENTER AT UR OWN RISK.. NO ONE BUT URSELF IS HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONSECUENCES OF SUCH ACTION.. - THANK U -AND YES SEX IS GOOD.. ITS GREAT.. BUT ITS VERY QUITE DANGEROUS..