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Friday, July 01, 2005

:: BEDROOM BLUNDERS ::

~ Don't always do the same foreplay routine.. Mix it up a little..
~ Don't be ashamed of your body.. it's beautiful.. :).
~ Don't talk too much.. make it simple..
~ Don't leave your socks on!!
~ Don't forget to make sure that you're CLEAN and TRIMMED!!
~ Don't try into twisting your lover into something he or she want to do.. = s..
~ Don't get overly sentimental after sex.
~ Don't talk in a baby voice!!.. it's freaky!!
~ Don't show your lover the freak-like ways you can contort your body.
~ Don't be so serious.. make it fun.. playful.. ;)
~ Don't bark out orders like a drill sargeant!!
~ Don't LIE THERE like a CORPSE!!!
~ Don't hide under the sheets..
~ Don't nag for sex.
~ Don't accidently say the wrong name.
~ Don't be afraid to turn on the lights.
~ Don't stay in one position!!!..
~ Don't act like your grossed out by oral sex.
~ Don't let any foul orders escape your body.
~ Don't say anything too dirty.. lol..
~ Don't ask about your partner's sexual life.
~ Don't think about work in bed.
~ Don't take more than you give.
~ Don't be afraid:: if your trust the person.. EXPERIMENT!!
~ Don't be afraid of batteries.. sex toys are fun.. =)
~ Don't just use your hands to remove clothing.. also use your teeth.. ;)
~ Don't answer the phone when ir rings.. til like 5 minutes after your down having sex.. no matter how dangerous.. ;).
~ MEN:: just because your finished.. doesn't mean she has!!!
~ Don't promise something.. and then don't do it!!